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Hi

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Can you talk?

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Cathy, you're just the person I was looking for. Come in.

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Were you wearing this outfit yesterday?

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Yes, uh.

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I spent the night at the office because
I had to finish a pitch book.

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I know it's your second day, but you're gonna need
to work on your time management skills

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Find a way to be more efficient.

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Okay.

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Well that's not why I'm here.

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Mmhmm

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I just came back from Macrotech

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where an exec asked me out on a date

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in order to win his business.

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What exactly did he say?

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He told me that he had had drinks with someone from

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JP Morgan last night and that he wanted to have

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drinks with me tonight because they partied all night.

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Well this Macrotech deal is really important.

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It's down to us and Morgan.

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He just wants to get to know the person he's gonna be

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working with for the next few months

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to execute this IPO.

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Isn't that how business is done? Over dinner and drinks?

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Yes, but I think Bolo should be the one to do that.

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Also, just between you and me,

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He was definitely asking me on a date.

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Huh.

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That seems like a matter of opinion.

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Different people interpret things differently, Cathy.

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And besides there's nothing we can do about

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the behavior of another company's employees
on their property.

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Okay.

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Well

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Yesterday I overheard a Boldwyn VP make a
crude sexual remark.

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Is he allowed to do that?

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Did he say it directly to you?

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No.

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Why were you listening to someone else's conversation?

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Were they shouting?

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No.

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That's hearsay.

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An investigation would turn up nothing.

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Now,

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I received a complaint this afternoon

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about you.

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You mean another female feel
ashamed about her work attire.

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We all need to be aware of our behavior and how

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it affects others.

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Are you kidding me?

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I simply told her that if she wanted to

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be taken a little more seriously, she
should button up her shirt. A little.

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You can't say that, Cathy.

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This is your first offense so it's just a warning.

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Next time, you will be put on a 10-day
administrative leave with no pay.

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Three strikes and you are out.

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Are we clear?

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Are you feeling better?

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I've been thrown up yet if that's what you mean.

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But I feel like crap.

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It's just like everything that's
happened over the last two

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days has made me second-guess my decision to bank.

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I saw our pitch books in the trash can
at Macrotech.

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I killed myself over the last two
days trying to finish this deck.

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I didn't even get any sleep, and they just

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didn't look at it once in the meeting.
They just threw it in the trash can.

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So they pitched them in the trash.

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That's why they call them pitch books.

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Sorry, bad joke.

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Why the hell are we even doing this?

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Why are you banking?

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Well, uh, before b-school I was a software engineer

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a cog in the search industrial complex.

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I wanted to do something that could have a
more meaningful impact.

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Is it meaningful here?

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Why don't you start your own company and

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build something actually meaningful?

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That's the plan, but I need this experience first.

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When I go out and raise money for a start-up,

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I will be better prepared.

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You're lucky.

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You know what you want.

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You don't?

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I don't know.

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[Elevator bell]

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Why'd you quit med school?

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Sounds meaningful, saving lives.

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Med school was my parents' idea.

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They loved bragging to their friends

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about how their kids are doctors.

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My brother's, like, this hotshot surgeon.

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He went to Harvard.

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I'm like this black sheep in the public school pastures.

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Wait, why did you choose banking?

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I guess I just wanted to prove to myself that I

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could do something as competitive and rigorous

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as surgery but, on my own terms.

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Plus, it is the fastest way to pay off my school loans.

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Yeah.

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Hey.

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I bought you this.

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[Elevator bell]

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[Music]

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Hey, Mitch.

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Did we win Powerball or what?

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Uh, hold on, let me check.

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[Typing]

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Holy shit.

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Mitch, what are you doing?

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I am going to fart in Bolo's fucking face.

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Wait, did we win?

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Get up. Get up, get up, get up.

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Mitch!

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Listen to me. Wait a second.
-No! Don't you try to stop me!

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I'm quitting this fucking job!
-No!

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-Listen to me.
-Yes!

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Did you look at the original ticket slips?

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What are you talking about?

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Goldberg's pranking you.

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What?

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What the fuck are you doing?

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Uh...

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Actually, I don't care.

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Get back to your desk. Go go!

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And why are you still here?

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I need to speak with you.

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I'm addressing the team. We'll talk after.

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Eyes up! I'm talking here.

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I was in the office this morning at 8 a.m.

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I saw two VP's,

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one associate - Cathy,

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and zero analysts.

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Let me make this abso-fucking-lutely clear.

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Analysts are to be at their desks at 8 a.m. every day.

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Now starting tomorrow,

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you, you, you fucking Goldberg,

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you will pay me $100 for every minute that you're late.

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Second.

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I've been reading about cryptocurrencies in the Journal.

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Who knows what crypto is?

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Wow Wow

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You can use all that Bitcoin to buy a
fucking alarm clock, smart asses.

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Let's get real smart about this.

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In addition to IPOs,
we'll be advising companies on ICO's.

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Kodak's doing it.

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Now I want everyone to come up with a list of ten

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companies we can pitch an ICO to
by tomorrow morning.

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-Mm-hmm
-Mm-hmm

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-Alright now, breathe.
-Mm-hmm.

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-Feel it.
-Mm-hmm

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[Chanting]

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Let me hear you!

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Let me hear you!

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[Chanting]

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Let the juices drip down your chin!

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C'mon, you are birds of prey!

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You are eagles!

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[Chanting, grunting, primal screams]

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Come on, come on! That's what I'm talking about.

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[Scream]

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Alright, alright, alright.

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Now get to work

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[Crash]

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Dude, I am so hard right now.

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Have a seat.

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What's on your mind?

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Your friend Matt asked me out on a date.

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Is that right?

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He told me I needed to meet him for drinks tonight
alone in order to land the deal

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Is that how you run your team?

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Is that why you hire eye candy like Rosie

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so that Boldwyn can pimp us out

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and get more business?

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Do I look like a pimp?

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Don't answer that.

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We ask a lot of our associates

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but we don't ask that.

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I would never put you in a situation like that.

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How can I trust you?

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Hmm.

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Shut the door, Cathy. I want to tell you something.

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[Door closes]

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You know Bolo's not my real name?

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My name's Jon.

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When I was a first-year analyst at Solly in the early 90s,

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I was the only Asian in the group.

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Matt gave me the nickname Bolo

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because he said I looked like Bolo Yeung
from Bloodsport.

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You ever seen Bolo Yeung?

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I look more like Van Damme.

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Matt is a racist motherfucker.

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But you know what?

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I took that shit.

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I made it my own.

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Even if you did go on a date with Matt,

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he'd still probably pick JP Morgan.

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Dickhead.

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I worked so hard on the pitch deck.

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I saw it in the trash can in the conference room.

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Nobody even read it.

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I read it.

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It was good.

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But you already knew that.

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We need to be prepared.

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We need to work harder than everybody else.

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If you don't like that, you can walk away.

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You want to quit?

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I don't know.

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Hmm.

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Jackson and Neil could have
their pick of any group to join,

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any MD to work for, any bank even.

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But they're here because I look out for them.

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I place them on important deals
that will make their careers.

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You stick around long enough,
I'll do the same for you.

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Look.

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I know we threw you into the deep
end these last two days.

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But it doesn't get easier.

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I think you're smart.

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You did real good today.

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But this job, it's not for everybody.

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You'll make sacrifices -
your time, your loved ones, your sleep.

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But you will also make more
money than you ever dreamed of.

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And your parents?

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[Cantonese: Our daughter is rich!]

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They'll be going to the supermarket
everyday just to brag about you

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their bulge bracket banker.

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Money.

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Power.

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Respect. Prestige.

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You can have all that.

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Right here.

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[Mobile phone buzz]

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So let me ask you something, Cathy.

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What are you gonna do?

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Are you in or out?

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[Music]